Brill-blocked

When a young couple is sitting on a park bench and about to make-out; however, due to the old lady who just sat down next to them, first base is unable to be attained due to a comment made by the old lady, embarrassment, etc.

We had a great date. He bought me dinner and we walked around the park, but unfortunately we got Brill-blocked.

by MUNstar September 25, 2012

cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013

cloud blocked

Happens when astronomers cannot see their stars due to weather conditions

Tonight's lunar eclipse was unfortunately cloud blocked.
I'm cloud blocked from my point of view.

by GottaCloudBlockProblemHere April 15, 2014

Poop-blocked

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.

"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.

by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016

Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

Cunt-Blocked

The act of being cock-blocked by a female

That thot just cunt-blocked me!

by Bryce and Daniel September 12, 2017

cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017