emo blade

A term for the haircut sported by most emo boys (and sometimes girls). It is just a synonym for the emo swoop. The term is most commonly used in West Bend, WI & the surrounding areas.

Aly, did you see Joel's emo blade?

Yeah, it looks like he went from a hipster straight to an emo boy.

emo blade by Jpaschen March 24, 2011

Tea Blade 

A razor blade used specifically to shave men's balls and private area.

I accidentally used my tea blade to shave my face. I've been tea bladed.

Tea Blade by DonnyKidd November 2, 2014

J-Blade 

A penis that hooks, resembling a "J"

Dr. Powderly's small dick is a j-blade

J-Blade by Anonymous March 29, 2003

a blade 

the term used for a girl who a male may find sexually attractive and is used by the males friends when they do not know the name of said girl.

did you ride a blade last night? aw hai, i did aye

a blade by skiddy123 May 17, 2016

Sharpening The Blade 

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

Sharpening The Blade by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

Tom Pettying a blade 

When you can't back down from shoving a sword up your booty hole.

"I just got out of the hospital, I was Tom Pettying a blade"

Tom Pettying a blade by Owl luvr 69 August 25, 2017

slang blade 

n. knife

no idea who coined the term, but them slang blade mother fuckers be trill

check out ma new slang blade. it's mother fucking tizzite

slang blade by Loco Qutro July 12, 2005