birthday boy 

A birthday boy is a guy who is celebrating his birthday. The birthday boy is lucky enough to have a woman who will give him all of his wishes. The birthday boy is entitled to having all of his dreams come true. Includes birthday sex and anything else that would make him so happy. A birthday boy happens only one day a year.

Hey there birthday boy....let me show you how much I love you....

Birthday boy, those wishes were the least I could do for you; there's more to come.

birthday boy by MamaDoll May 11, 2010

birthday brat 

A person, often a child, that becomes so overcome with all the attention that they lose their composure and become rude and selfish and behave poorly on their birthday.

Did you see your grandchild? She became such a birthday brat at her party. She was screaming and throwing a tantrum in front of everybody!

birthday brat by amesababe December 20, 2010

birthday moment 

Similar to moment, except refers specifically to birthdays.

May cause you to do things you would not normally do.

I wasn't going to get drunk, but the birthday moment overpowered me!

birthday moment by vgmak March 4, 2010

birthday cake sprinkles 

The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.

Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.

birthday cake sprinkles by quirky me July 31, 2010

Birthday rocks 

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

Birthday rocks by richardtheIII April 24, 2011

birthday douche 

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

birthday douche by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

birthday boned 

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

birthday boned by Clementilly December 24, 2013