you a bench

when a five year old swears

(in kindergarten)
why Mrs. Kelly did you give me a c- ya know you a bench.

by Yosniel December 22, 2017

A Kaulia Bench

A bench with no legs, basically a plank on the ground.

That’s not a plank, it’s a Kaulia Bench.

by Anonymous Citizen September 22, 2020

Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.

Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.

by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021

Benchie

A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.

"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."

"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"

by Ennie March 6, 2014

benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.

'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'

by daddy deeya May 28, 2020

Party bench

When playing Disc Golf many players like to use recreational drugs. When you are playing disc golf and everyone starts to sit down on a bench it is very likely that you are about to get high as fuck.

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit down after playing a few holes of disc golf

Disc golf player 1 Busts out a bag of dank nugs
Disc golf player 2 takes out bowl piece

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit on the party bench and toke the ganj

by Party bench all day March 26, 2010