english basement

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.

John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.

by bigredginger October 9, 2008

basement salsa

When you mix your poop with jizz. Girls love it on totilla chips.

I can't believe she ate a whole plate of basement salsa!

by N17R0 October 7, 2004

Basement Dweller

A basement dweller, much like a hikikomori, lives inside their guardian's house and often do not pay rent, have no job, have no dreams of pursuing education, and are often obsessed with anime, video games, manga and often have a unhealthy life style of playing video games all day, neve working, going on reddit, and eating junk food all day. A majority of these people are misogynists, men, and obese mainly living in the US or Canada but are slowly becoming mainstream and a popular trend in countries and becoming more present in today's society.

My uncle is a basement dweller. All day he sit's in his mom's basement and hasn't had any reaction with anyone other than in his mom in real life in 29 years.

by Idefinedumbwordsbutthatsok December 19, 2022

Bessemer, AL

NICKNAMES: "The Marvel City" , "Bessma" , "BTO (Bessma Takin Over)" , "35020"

URBAN Neighborhoods: Pipeshop, Southside, Bessemer Homestead, Blue Creek Junction, Abrahms, Dunbar, Broomfield, South Bessemer, West Bessemer, North Bessemer, Old Jonesboro, Tannehill, McAdory, Greenwood, Hopewell, Eastern Valley, Downtown, Jonesboro, West Hill, Flint Hill, Brick City, West Lake, Oak Grove, Roosevelt City

County : Jefferson (About 675,000 people)

Shelby (About 210,000 people)

Tuscaloosa (About 200,000 people)

City Pop. : About 32,500 People

Area Pop. : About 100,000 People

SAFE Suburbs: Johns, Lake View, Adger, Rock Creek, Concord, Buckville, Helena, Pleasant Grove, Sylvan Springs, Shannon, McCalla

DANGEROUS Suburbs: Hueytown, Brighton, Lipscomb

Bessemer, AL

by PipeshopBessmaBoi September 19, 2013

Basement Baby

A person that spends all his time in his mom's basement playing computer games, must not have a job and be aged over 40!

My Brother is a basement baby. Jake coined the term in adventure time, so its true.

by Bishnuu October 19, 2015

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010