awkward asian syndrome 

The tendency for an Asian (usually male) to remain socially reclusive in a group of people they are not usually comfortable associating with. Can also be applied as a general term when natural Asian characteristics (not pertaining to physicality) are the source of public embarrassment.

Bro 1: Why is Harry so quiet by himself?
Bro 2: He's got Awkward Asian Syndrome, bro.

Bro 1: Dude, I walked into Harry's room, and he was singing karaoke. Really horribly.
Bro 2: I bet his Awkward Asian Syndrome got the best of him afterward.

awkward asian syndrome by Hips_dont_ly November 21, 2010

Awkward Robot 

1. a flailing of the arms in an awkward robotic way during awkward situations which can often break awkward silences and make situations more awkward if people are not aware of its meaning.

2. Phrase originating in Upstate New York used to describe a really uncomfortable situation or socially inept person.

"Meara was talking to this guy at the party and he was a total awkward robot and says he is best friends with his mom."

Awkward Robot by Torri Adrian February 4, 2006

Awkward Sauce 

1. The word describing a situation so awkward that awkward alone does not fully verbalize the awkwardness.

2. A condiment that severely enhances the flavor of typical "awkward"

Danny: "Hey, come check out this music video my dad downloaded last night!"
Sandy: "...That looks more like your parents in the backwards cowgirl position."
Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Sandy: "Wow, umm, awkward sauce...."

Awkward Sauce by ZzZzZzZzZ December 12, 2008

Awkward Hour

The time between 11 and 12, when it's too late to go back to bed and too early to start drinking.

I had a really uncomfortable conversation with your uncle on the dock this morning during awkward hour.

Awkward Hour by artandscience February 6, 2009

Awkward Llama-tree 

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".

Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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. . . . .

. . . . .

*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*

Awkward Llama-tree by Sniper076 April 6, 2009

awkward turtle mojo 

Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.

Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).

Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.

awkward turtle mojo by Awkward Turtle Mojo! May 31, 2010

Awkward Lighthouse

Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.

A: I hate Mr Post
Mr Post: Well I hate kids
A: (to friend) Awkward lighthouse

Awkward Lighthouse by MFIR April 28, 2011