Asperge

The label given to one who has Asperger's syndrome - often intended in a derogatory manner. It may also apply to one who exhibits the behaviour of one with Asperger's syndrome, the symptoms of which include unwillingness to leave one's own house and socialise, and the inability to understand social contact.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to come out tonight?"
Asperge 1: "No sorry, I'm an asperge. I'd rather go shoe shopping and play mass effect."

Person 2: "Asperge 2, why have you got your back to the wall?"
Asperge 2: "In case someone bottles me from behind."

Asperge 3: "Hurry up now guys, i want you to leave my house."
Person 3: "Why?"
Asperge 3: "I want you to leave so I don't have to be around you and socialise."

Asperge 4: "Look at that little boy, i'd love to put my cock in his mouth."

by v.ignis March 18, 2010

asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

by SHP April 17, 2005

Per aspera ad Astra

"Through hardships to the stars."
A moto of trekkies or the like.

Trekkie: Per aspera ad Astra!
Non-trekkie: Huh?? What did you say?

by jaelee11 March 17, 2008

Aspergers

A life-long disorder that affects the way the nervous system is set up, diagnoses ranging from borderline to severe. Oddities in people with Asperger's leads to problems socially. As the person inflicted gets older, they're more likely to control the more disabling features. You could think of it as the linking point between Autism and AD(H)D. More debilitating than AD(H)D, benign compared to Autism. Usually leads to or is co-morbid with other disorders.

But aspergers always comes with a serving of OCD and a side of Sensory Integration Dysfunction.

by Juan Orgasmatron November 24, 2006

Asphyxiation

as·phyx·i·ate
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)

that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation

by *^%& November 12, 2007

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.

I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.

by Keenie May 18, 2006