Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government

The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff

Anus Tariff by dave November 26, 2003

Anus After Burn 

The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised

Joe: oh here she comes.... Oh that burns....why is my dick hard? What an anus after burn

Anus After Burn by D-Cent the Decadant October 2, 2011

Anus Vulcanus

Anus Vulcanus = Er Diarè ( in norwagian)

hm........... omg? vet ikka åssen jeg skal skrive det!

Anus Vulcanus by MinTeD December 6, 2003

Anus-Raped 

To be beaten by your opponent.

Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.

Anus-Raped by Anus Raper December 17, 2008

Anus Feather 

A green, small feather you encounter while wiping your butt. It comes out of your anus, and is attached to the poop on your toilet paper.

Joell - Marty told me about his anus feather he had yesterday. I guess it was pretty large.

Marcus - We'll than it isn't an anus feather...

Anus Feather by 65498558 June 25, 2009

Anus-Berries 

A word used to indicate you have failed at whatever you were trying to do. Sometimes is another word for "Piles". Can also be used as an insult.

Example 1:

Some Bully: Oi, mate, your hair looks like a festering turd!
Bullies Victim: Oh yeah? Well you're an Anus-Berry!

Example 2:

Juggler: *After dropping the juggling balls* Aw man, that was total Anus-Berries.

Anus-Berries by JugglingDude July 6, 2010

anus babies 

A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly

Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo.

anus babies by poodle September 12, 2003