how to have intense sex with your fbi agent

You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R

I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.

by God 2 by shaggy May 6, 2019

oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

a line from GTA San Andreas

big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
big smoke: AND YOUR ASS
big smoke: YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
big smoke: ICE COLD BABY
big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
CJ: oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

by godEn0moto January 2, 2020

Hug An Agent Day

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess

P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass

by Bambianca March 10, 2023

agent 7

(splatoon) for some reason, everyone thinks that pearl and marina are agents 5 and 6 so everyone thinks theres an agent 7 somewhere, or they got blended up. or they're the next agent to the squidbeak splatoon. seriously?

"yo where is agent 7?"
"they're not even in the lore mate"

by koiyune June 7, 2024

Agent 7

a nonexistent splatoon chracter that I use as my name bc im a splatoon nerd IM AGENT 7 NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCK THOSE CLONES

Who the fuck is Agent 7

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

An Agent Of Repression

Says Gabor Maté about Jordan Peterson. He says he's got a lot of rage. Probably about his daughter being a hooker! A naughty prostitute!

Hym "An agent of repression! Words more true are rarely spoken! Look at him! He's maddeningly enraged about random college guys giving his daugher a pounding hahaha! 'They should have to have relationships! RELATIONSHIPS!!!' He cries. You're not angry with me Jordan. You're angry at the fat cocks."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2024

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020