my place on your face

to put your pussy on someone's face- receive cunnilingus. get eaten out

Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.

Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.

by PBG April 22, 2008

I'll Slaughter Your Face in!

I'll slaughter your face in!
I made this up one day. I got really mad at this girl. And..I just said it....I make up a lot of what i say. Cause You know. I do DAT.

Examples:
- I'll slaughter your face in!!!
- ....Well....

People don't know how to respond to it. It's funny.

by Melon May 12, 2004

smacky on your face

my carpet seems to be slightly contaminated with poo

i can help your table

by are you having trouble with your smell July 17, 2003

Bass Humping Your Face

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.

Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Eat Your Face Off

Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating

Commonly used by dieters and college students

Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?

Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise

Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets

Dieter 2: Rock on!

by TedDeadMan January 22, 2010

i ROCK your face

1) A play on words, encapsulating charismatic flair in a flirtatious and sultry nature via metaphorical innuendo -- backing you up and drawing you in... all at once.

2) The act of someone impressing, astounding, or entertaining another -- more of an art than a skill...

3) A phrase coined by Jami, queen face-rocker.

"Bringing me an iced tea would totally rock my face right now..."

"Join my army of face-rocking minions and start rocking faces today!" -- Jami, irockyourface.com

"Now that I have the new iPhone, I rock your face!"

by i ROCK your face! September 16, 2009

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 11, 2018