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Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
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Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.
Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil
by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018
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YER MUM

Your response to any problem
Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM
by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022
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yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products
shut it ya mad junkie

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”
by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024
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yer maw

"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot
John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw
by Beninging December 23, 2021
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yer mom

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!
by KING3R23 January 27, 2020
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geez yer

Usually used as a sarcastic remark for something someone has
by Jamie "Skeebz" Manson May 9, 2003
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