2 definitions by Yer deed gran;)

Cole calder

A bowl cutted fuck who has no concept of a joke and gets no bitches
“Look at this virgin mushroom”, its a cole calder
by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022
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Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs
Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”
by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022
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