Wet Pussy

A moist, or wet, female vagina, typically wet from something they find hot.

"Oh no! I got a wet pussy from Jared's bulge!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

Wet lettuce

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.

person1: omg Sarah was crying in the bathroom again
person2:god she's such a fucking wet lettuce

by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020

wet dome

1. a tight blowjob or a series of tight blowjobs with a lot of saliva and swag

2. the dankest blowjob you'll ever get

3. only dudes with swagger (i.e. The Parachute Boyz) get this kinda treatment

Jonasty was craving some wet dome so he called up Smashley for a suck!

by jonasty sexuale December 10, 2010

Wet Randy

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.

Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...

by Ralph Earl Lindley IV of Wales July 29, 2010

deys wet

Dope ass pair of shoes
Can also be used as "Dems Wet"

Damn son, where you get those kicks? Deys wet

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

wet chas

When a man puts his finger up his bum then into another guy ear

This guy just gave me a wet Chas

by Ball bag January 15, 2017

Wet the lungs

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.

Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*

by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018