a plant which ppl smoke to get high. anyone who smokes this is a fucking retarted asshole. destroys most of your brain cells until your a drooling, braindead, fucking, idiot. peopl think its very cool and they HAVE to do it. when i see someone smoking weed because they think its cool, i want to punch them hard, in the neck.
Braindead asshole #1- yo, lets smoke weed yo.
Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.
Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.
by ¿jesusman? September 10, 2008
Get the weedmug. 
by Guw0p July 2, 2019
Get the Weedmug. "Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."
"What a weed."
by NBear March 27, 2016
Get the Weedmug. weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed
Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways
Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways
Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!
by i’m.swag March 18, 2021
Get the Weedmug. Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018
Get the Weedmug. by Rainbow_nighas101 June 11, 2018
Get the Weedmug.