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Belfair, WA 

Also known in the Pacific Northwest as "The Mississippi of Washington", Belfair is a backwoods shithole that sits on the mouth of the Hood Canal in Western Washington state. Despite being only an hour drive from Seattle, Belfair manages to be mostly populated by hairy, foul-smelling, beer-gut sporting, dental-care-hating, camoflage-loving redneck douchebags. One of Washington's many popular destinations for aquiring a crippling methamphetamine addiction, Belfair is also known and loved by locals for its proud tradition of racism, 4x4ing, domestic violence, hunting, alchohol abuse, homophobia, and fat ugly bitches that wear two-sizes-too-small pink sweatpans that say "JUICY" on the ass. If you've never been to Belfair, thank whatever god you pray to, click on another link (quickly!) and forget you lost the last minute of your life reading about the town voted "One Of America's Biggest Concentration Of Assholes With Big Trucks, Big Confederate Flags And Tiny Penises"* - Belfair.

* - i may or may not have made up this poll but it does not discount the inherent truth within
I ran out of gas in Belfair, WA and when I got back to my car with gas some fucking tweakers stole my sparkplug wires and plastic hubcaps!
Belfair, WA by FritoBanditoBurrito August 16, 2011
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it's a slang that is only used by people from western Saudi Arabia "Jeddah" and it means: yes, what's up or ok
1- when someone calls your name, you respond E-Wa
or
2- when you agree with someone or something, you also say E-Wa
E-Wa by Mazin Quddus August 5, 2006

Gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast

It means we would all finally have breakfast. It means colloquially, las las we go dey alright. It can also mean that there will be light at the end of the tunnel
Example: "Naija bad but las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast"

Kirkland, WA

a suburb of Seattle that is freakin' awesome and is east of Seattle
Bellevue, Rose hill, Clyde hill, Kirkland, Wa

Anta wa Baka desu 

It literally means your an idiot
Not a way to mix languages like

Anta wa Baka desu bro

Newcastle WA 

An annoying series of red traffic lights to where ever you need to go to.

The worst drivers on the west coast live here! (worse than CA)
I asked her for her digits but I got Newcastled :(

Why where you late for your shift this morning?
-I'm very sorry but I had to drive through Newcastle WA.
Oh don't worry about it then, I understand!