West Virginia Tiki Torch

A stick with a rag wrapped around one end then lit on fire.

Me and June bug were sittin by the creek, the gnats were eatin us up so we lit up a West Virginia Tiki Torch.

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Northern Virginia

Has some of the America's worst traffic jams.

He got stuck in the traffic in Northern Virginia for hours and hours.

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The small town with a huge hotel right in the middle of main street, with no stop lights, where everyone is your cousin in some way.

Do you take baths up there in bath county virginia?

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I don't know why I'm still in West Virginia. I'm 28 years old.

West Virginia by lis May 28, 2003

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When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.

After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin

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When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

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Crack heads and whores will bang on the doors begging for the 35 cents they owe there dealers.

Moundsville west virginia is full of crack heads they swear there innocent but try to steal all your shit.

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