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van wyckin' it

Going to the airport; traveling by airplane. The main route to New York City's JFK Airport is the Van Wyck Expressway.
-Where are you going over vacation?
-I'm van wyckin' it to Miami.

-Are you coming home early today?
-No, I have to van wyck it because Dohn's coming back from Europe tonight.
by CP12 January 28, 2006
mugGet the van wyckin' itmug.

Slam Van

A full sized van in which about 5 or more men take turns having sex with a woman. The men that are not having sex are either driving or allowed to masturbate
Dude i fucked Jenn on the slam van that picked me up last night! She was TIGHT
by ME!!?!?! April 4, 2009
mugGet the Slam Vanmug.

Van Roth

Van Roth kicks Van Hagar's ass!
by VP-bofh January 26, 2004
mugGet the Van Rothmug.

childmolester van

a white van with with no windows,in disgiuse of a painters work truck,owned by a man named shane.
hey look here comes shane, i wonder how many children he has with him in his van!
by his last victum March 19, 2005
mugGet the childmolester vanmug.

ninny van

Totally unoriginal, ridiculous fishbowl looking vehicle that is driven by souless soccer moms or sackless males. Regardless of on board options, such as dvd players, xm, game systems, leather or sunroof it will never, ever be cool and has no trade in value.

Ownership basically eliminates regard for any other vehicle on road except your own and includes frequent slamming on brakes for no reason, driving for miles with turn signal on, brake riding, talking on a cell phone while turned around yelling at kids, inability to park straight and driving 20 miles below speed limit in fast lane.
It sucks living on the same street as a school. I'm surrounded by ninny vans 24/7.
by hotboxin November 29, 2005
mugGet the ninny vanmug.

Brake Van

A formerly necessary wagon attached to the back of a train. The brake van was used to stop a train in case of an emergency (such as if a coupling had snapped, and the latter half of the train was rolling down a steep hill). On longer journeys, the brake van served as a temporary residency for the train crew.

Nowadays, most trucks (US:freightcars) are already equipped with brakes so they'll stop automatically should something go wrong. Some trains even have locomotives at both ends, further reducing the necessity of a brake van.

Synonyms: caboose(US), guard's van
*coupling snaps*

Driver: Cor! Look at that!!

*trucks rocket down a steep hill*

Fireman: I hope the guard (US: conductor) knows how to work the brake!!

Meanwhile, the guard sees a train coming, and he cranks the brake handle like mad. We see sequences of footage as the train and the brake van get closer and closer.

The guard, seeing his whole life flash before his eyes, shuts his eyes and waits for the impending crash-

Driver 2: Oi, mate, what're you doing? Gonna rub noses with our train for the day or what?

The guard notices he's still alive.

Guard: *wipes forehead* Phew! Thank God we had a brake van; this could have been quite nasty!
by TarkanAttila22 December 31, 2009
mugGet the Brake Vanmug.

Van loh

That one asshole that is ugly and annoying
That teacher is a van loh
by swh7777 December 16, 2019
mugGet the Van lohmug.

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