fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

call and hang up

When you creepily call the opposite gender and wait for the answering machine or someone (preferably your crush) to answer, then hang up and laugh your ass off, for your creepy doing.

Yeah so i was feeling really lonely last night so i did a call and hang up to make me feel a lot better.

by lzzzzz May 19, 2009

Up your butt and around the corner

your ballsack or scrotum

where is the chinese bakery?
up your butt and around the corner

by batrider July 7, 2009

National Throw Victoria and beat up Hemzah day

Oh yeah just throw Victoria and beat up hemzah

October 28

Yo are you gonna participate in National Throw Victoria and Beat up hemzah day

by DAGROOVYGUY October 25, 2019

pointer, middle, and thumb up pose

loyal to one guy

“why do hold up your pointer, middle, and thumb up pose?”
“i’m loyal to one guy”

by livkayuvs February 1, 2023

kiss and make up

Try to get along with everyone, no matter how different they may be from us.

Let's put all our social, economic and political differences aside, and kiss and make up.

by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021