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suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*
by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020
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tight ass

A cheap person or a over cautious person. Tight taken from 'Uptight'.
Dude, Macv won't even hace people over cuz he thinks we will make a mess of his house, what a tight ass.
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tighty whities

What nerds like me wear. boxer-wearers usually bully anyone caught wearing tighty whities a wedgie. They are good for support, and hold in that part of the body, but you are usually picked on for wearing them, i.e. wedgies, swirlies, pantsed, beat up, called names like nerd, loser ect..
Stephen's all smart and wears tighty whities. I'm gonna go give him a wedgie.
by Todd1232 June 24, 2008
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hella tight

hella means very or a lot. tight means cool or fresh. hella tight means very cool.
those hats are hella tight!
by Lynn Wiggins January 5, 2009
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tighty-whities

I wear tighty-whities everyday, and I like them, but everyone at school gives me wedgies. I recently received a flagpole wedgie by my "friends"
by Austn M. April 8, 2010
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Tight Butthole

A compliment given when that person is wearing or doing something "badass" or in-style.
Jack that suit is total tight butthole! You gotta show me how you're so cool!
by dickson_cider June 12, 2011
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tighties

Hot young women between the ages of 16 and 20 something.
Guy 1: God damn, look at all these hot girls.
Guy 2: Haha! You sure do love the tighties, you never change man.
by LondonOntGuy May 14, 2007
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