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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."
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The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit

The Woah 

The Woah is a contagious disease that is caused by the over use of the app TikTok. If you or a loved one is suffering The Woah please see an expert immediately. Woahing can lead to serious problems such as craving yee yee juice, and doing TikTok dances several times a day.
May: Did you know my sister has The Woah?
Alice: Omg is she OK?
May: No she keeps woahing whenever she enters a room, and she keeps dancing!
The Woah by memelordzz May 12, 2019

the bird is the word 

peter griffin: have you heard about the bird? A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
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A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
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Well, everybody's talking about the bird
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the white stripes 

Rock duo that makes amazing music using the least amount of instruments possible. Part of the rock revival and one of the only bands around today who play actual rock music. In a couple of years they will probably make an awesome album using only a cheeze grater, a pan, and a wooden spoon.
The White Stripes Rule...if you don't think so you can just go back listening to your Linkin Park shit

all the way live 

1. Live, to an exceptional degree.
2. Really, really cool.
all the way live by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

walk the wire 

Doing something risky for.....
I would fight for you.......don't worry man I walk the wire for you
walk the wire by the Technican January 22, 2017