triple text

the act of texting hot California girls repeatedly with no response in desperation for a good night

often results in not getting texted back for some time and humilation after being made fun of continuously by your "closest" friends.

be careful this can happen to the best of you.

"Wow, Brett your an idiot for triple texting that girl! Do you think you'll ever get a text back now." -Jessie

by BFitz42 July 2, 2009

texting class

this is a class in which the teacher is so boring that every student ends up texting in the middle of it..

Jack : Lele Where are you coming from?
Lele: Texting class, i had 2 periods of it.

by mulele simasiku March 4, 2009

text pissing

To text via cell phone in the midst of using a urinal or toilet.

“Oi! Text pissing is banned from this toilet. Alright, love?”

by JPbs February 28, 2007

Cluster Text

When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter

Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011

Cross-texting

When texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.

Conversation A:
YOU: But, I had an awesome time last night and can't wait to see you again.
HER: You were amazing, you are the sweetest guy I have ever met! <3
YOU: Hey, tell Dad that the doctor said that fungus on my balls is only mildly contagious during sexual intercourse.
HER: WHAT??????????????

Conversation B:
YOU: Merry Christmas! I'll be over around 5 tonight.
MOM: Oh, Merry Christmas! I love you and your Father and I can't wait to see you. Drive safe.
YOU: Yeah, just wait until I tongue punch your fart box and make you put my balls inside your butthole. Then you'll really think I'm sweet! ;) j/k
MOM: Kevin?
YOU: .......I think...I'm cross-texting...............

by PV9685 December 28, 2011

text fatigue

becoming so annoyed with the delay naturally caused by texting that you finally call the other person to make things faster

We were texting back and forth for awhile, but text fatigue kicked in and I ended up calling her.

by Javi123 June 25, 2009

Text Tards

Someone who stops in the middle of an isle to text

I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards

by Text Tards December 15, 2008