The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.
Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.
by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007
Get the pitching two tentsmug. While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
by Donnie Leonard April 17, 2008
Get the persian heat tentmug. I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.
by DPMistress March 21, 2009
Get the Packing up the tentmug. When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.
by Haulinballs June 12, 2019
Get the Vermont tent heatermug. Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.
I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.
I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.
by Arab Beezy June 4, 2017
Get the Jerk off tentmug. Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*
"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*
"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"
by Eurylochus November 8, 2009
Get the Achilles in his tentmug. Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.
I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?
by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011
Get the shooting inside the tentmug.