Definitions by Haulinballs

Golden road.

When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.

I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.

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When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.

Bro it’s getting cold out, let’s set up a Vermont tent heater.

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