snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

whale tail tease

A whale tail tease is someone, usually female but may also be a gay male, who deliberately wears his thong high enough and jeans low enough that others can see the color of the thong strap from the rear.

Jessica was a whale tail tease at the Mall last night. So déclassé and outré of her to do this!

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

Tail

Ass, not necessarily referring to it in a sexual way, although that's possible too.

Get off your tails and do something.

by I'mAnonymous February 5, 2008

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed

To be wide awake, not tired... old western slang

Woman: Baby are you tired?
Man: Nah, I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed

by Kelly L August 24, 2005

whale tail

When the top of a woman's thong is visible above her low-rise pants. The back straps of the exposed thong resemble a whale's tail.

Young girls these days leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Just look at her whale tail!

by Caitlin W. September 11, 2008