Ace Tango

Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.

Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.

- Hey look, it's Ace Tango.
- Aw man.

by HydraX420 October 24, 2020

tango

its a way to dance with style

were about to TANGO

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

Last Tango in Paris

A pretentious and incredibly boring movie.

Hey John, have you ever watched Last Tango in Paris?
I tried, but I fell asleep after 5 minutes.

by vve September 5, 2023

Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka

Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan

by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023

Meatlog tango

Fancy and delicate sexual intercourse, just like a tango dance

Sarah and Nick did the meatlog tango from sun up to sundown.

Wanna do the meatlog tango with me?

by rickrocket July 12, 2021