Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a shit, where the shit is Browns and the toliet is the SuperBowl.

Also funny because for many years the Browns have played like shit.

See also Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Be right back guys, I gotta take the Browns to the SuperBowl.

by TheLievense May 23, 2006

take a ride

A job-related punishment or reprisal that is not illegal or discriminatory. Frequently applied to situations where the employee has not met the employer's subjective expectations of exercising discretion or judgement, but was not exactly wrong, either. Usually within employers who cover a large territory with physical outposts, this involves examining an employee's residence and reassigning the employee as far away as possible to make commuting distance costly, time consuming, and prohibitive, ultimately with the goals of: 1) behavior modification; 2) moving the employee away from the supervisor's area of responsibility; and/or 3) forcing the employee out of the organization because of possible hardships and expenses involved in the commute.

The captain called the trooper into his office and told him he would need to "take a ride" for writing the governor's mother a ticket.

by Hot East April 16, 2012

Take

opinion; point of view

"so what's your take on this new rookie QB for the chargers?"

by ColdOne November 15, 2003

Takai

A sexy person who has a very high intelligence and always loves to flirt and has a hard time deciding who he is internally but hides his sorrow with his jokes and smiles and loves to play mind games with thoes around him

You see that Boi takai

by RICKYBOBBY17 March 14, 2017

make it take it

In basketball, instead of the opposite team getting possession of the ball after a basket, the team that made the basket gets to keep the ball.

We're playing make it take it today guys.

by cherrypicker222 October 16, 2008

take one for the meme

Voluntarily placing oneself in an awkward and possibly compromising photo with the premeditated intent of creating a meme out of said photo.

(Bro's 1 and 2 are posing for a photo by Eiffel Towering some chick)

(Bro 3 jumps in on the photo creating an awkward situation for everyone involved)

Bro 1 - "Dude, that was pretty damn gay, bro."

Bro 3 - "Relax fool! Just let me take one for the meme. It'll be hilarious later."

Bro 2 - "Oh no shit?? Hell yeah dogg."

by nussbro September 29, 2011

Takeover

A large group of of people who pretend to know how to drive cars, but can only drive in a circle

Hey bro, did you go to the Takeover last night?

by OgTallGiraffe January 19, 2021