Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.
It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.
The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.
Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.
The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.
The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.
Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.
The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
by gethin diagnoser June 6, 2018

A special sociological syndrome in which a person thinks about an item or a person, and in the recent time after the thought the item or person appears.
Oh man you won't believe what a Nogaring Syndrome happened to me yesterday; I thought about Luis and saw her later that day after 2 years apart!!
by Forthebettergood May 4, 2018

A condition characterized by an overwhelming sense of paranoia at having one's back exposed or unprotected; The person who sits in the back of the class, or the back of the restaurant, or in the corner, like a real creeper, who is afraid of spontaneous back stabbings by strangers or hit men; So named because of the old days where mafia members never sat at a place in a restaurant where they could be attacked or caught unawares by someone coming in the front door. It has since carried over to the modern day, where it isn't really necessary, (unless you live in a third world country or maybe Iraq or North Korea) but somehow still affects people in all walks of life.
Waitress: "Sir, will this table be alright?"
Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."
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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"
Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."
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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"
by Kivixalla May 23, 2010

When someone in the office is given a nickname they refuse to acknowledge and the resulting defiance has a paradoxical effect, becoming the primary way that person is known, addressed, or referred to.
by Observer71 August 31, 2017

Noun
*Disclaimer*: For informational purposes only. If you or a loved one is suffering from Amogus, please seek treatment immediately.
Amogus is the inability to dissociate reality from the video game Among Us. Symptoms are: recognition of objects from among us, or calling people 'sus' or calling emergency meetings. The best solution is prevention; replace items that can create thoughts of Among Us, such as trash cans. Never, ever watch content related to Amogus. If going to an
Amogus-heavy website, quickly find the content you are looking for, and ignore anything related to Among Us.
If you do have Amogus though, it is best to seek treatment by talking with other people for recovery. Seek treatment immediately and quarantine yourself in a room without access to YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, Among Us and anything that gives thoughts of Among Us. Remove all objects that are associated with among us in your room.
PS: It's just a joke, it does not affect your physical/mental health.
*Disclaimer*: For informational purposes only. If you or a loved one is suffering from Amogus, please seek treatment immediately.
Amogus is the inability to dissociate reality from the video game Among Us. Symptoms are: recognition of objects from among us, or calling people 'sus' or calling emergency meetings. The best solution is prevention; replace items that can create thoughts of Among Us, such as trash cans. Never, ever watch content related to Amogus. If going to an
Amogus-heavy website, quickly find the content you are looking for, and ignore anything related to Among Us.
If you do have Amogus though, it is best to seek treatment by talking with other people for recovery. Seek treatment immediately and quarantine yourself in a room without access to YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, Among Us and anything that gives thoughts of Among Us. Remove all objects that are associated with among us in your room.
PS: It's just a joke, it does not affect your physical/mental health.
Someone with Amogus: That trash can looks sus.
Someone without Amogus: I think you have the Amogus Syndrome, I'll ask for help. Meanwhile, quarantine yourself in a room free of Among-Us related items.
Someone without Amogus: I think you have the Amogus Syndrome, I'll ask for help. Meanwhile, quarantine yourself in a room free of Among-Us related items.
by _RPGMaster_ July 8, 2021

Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.
My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legit case of Pastrana Syndrome!
by Nigel Bennett November 1, 2020

When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013
