Steven

A dipshit who is obsessed with his girlfriend and won't dump her ugly ass. He also makes sped noises and plays baseball.

Guy 1- Dude get the fuck off your girl, like damn stop being a Steven.
Steven- I WILL NEVER!!!

by dr4g0n dud3 May 2, 2019

Steven

a weirdo who bothers his friends

that guy is a real steven

by wilman007 June 18, 2017

Steven

He's a farmboy

steven the farmboy

by BeeAlpha November 24, 2016

Steven

He is a retard he looks like a squirrel like to look at men he touches his so called friends stalks his friends the last person in his group to be a virgin is mainly ginger

Omg you are such a steven

by Bigplayr December 19, 2017

steven

Someone who's a snake. A Steven will ignore everyone and ditch on events involving money. Another occurrence of a Steven is taking nudes off another's phone to spread them and for self pleasure. Likes: Germans, Powerpoints

"Did he just bail on paying that $250?" "Yeah bro he's been such a Steven lately."

by ImARoastGod May 22, 2017

Steven

Fagget that no one likes.

Go away steven, no one likes you

by Not rosie o donnel November 18, 2019

Steven

A person with a tiny tiny penis and like anal very much

Steven is gay

by Mr long dick October 25, 2019