Search and Deceive

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.

Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.

by Cerealbox November 7, 2009

butt smear

1) residue left in ones underwear

2) an offensive term

jane left a butt smear in her panties.

by money January 9, 2004

re-search

to Google something, then Google it again after realizing the phrasing of your first search could have negative implications if your computer was ever seized and searched

Betty realized that "carpet blood stains" was a bad choice of words after hitting Enter, so she re-searched "bloody nose clean up" right away.

by jNOTh March 12, 2011

pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

by Micha P May 30, 2006

Papal Smear

Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.

A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2008

UCM_SEARCH_TERM

Some random ass shit that pops up when you have a shitty ass search bar that sucks penis

Hold up let me search that Kate, *goes to search* lets see what we got.... UCM_SEARCH_TERM Are you fucking kidding not again

by Itsyoboi June 20, 2014

smear

to attack someones reputation with false information, to defame someone

Conservative journalists are trying to smear Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama simultaneously.

by The Return of Light Joker March 2, 2008