Spoof

When a girl quiefs and farts at the same time.

She just spoofed all over your face.

by spaghettifreak March 22, 2009

spooftacular

The antonym to spifftacular.
It is an adjective describing something bad and/or stupid.

"Omg your dress is SO spooftacular!"

by The one and only Binky September 30, 2005

spoof-a-loof

the act of smoking crank and not even pretending to give a shit about what anyone else in the room is saying or doing, concentrating solely on the act of spoofing

Even as the cops entered the room, he was much more concerned about chasing that hit, he was spoof-a-loof

by pokergod67 July 8, 2011

soufyan

dralla box gang

this soufyan stinks

by M. dalal January 30, 2017

Spluff

An organic herbal smoking blend for mixing with cannabis or hemp. These blends are usually made from Mullein, Raspberry leaves, lavender, Lions mane, Blue lotus, Sage and other sacred herbs.

Hey man do you have any Spluff?

by Sacred fire July 8, 2019

Californian Souffle

When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.

Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!

by The Booty Consumer December 10, 2018

collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.

Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

- or -

Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

- or -

French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!

by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010