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A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!
by Majin January 15, 2004
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selling crack

when ur butcrack is showing and everyone sees it
wht r u doing. selling crack. pull ur pants up
by ant-tony July 19, 2010
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Speeling

An action word used to describe the time late at night when your mind fails to function properly, and various stupid and inane things become hilarious.
After staying up for 36 straight hours playing ping pong, Larry and I were definately speeling.
by Jay November 23, 2003
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smelling farts

A person who feels better than others, and lets you know it by making sticking their nose in the air.
Did you see that lady look at us? She's smelling farts.
by aimlesie January 20, 2006
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English spelling

The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.

This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.

Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.

An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.

If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.

The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.

Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.

I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour

"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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sperling

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
by MackandBeas November 12, 2013
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shelling

Being unreasonable and having random emotional outbursts.
He's tired so he keeps changing plans, he's totally shelling.
by fishsburn August 22, 2019
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