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shleed

when you find yourself shitting and bleeding at the same time, and you are essentially fucked.
harry woke up alone, turned the lights on, and realized that he was shleeding from the anus.
by originalgunclappa April 29, 2009
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Slee

by Ett October 14, 2018
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Seleem

Culled from Arabic word "Salam", Seleem is Quiet, Gentle And Nice. Mostly handsome among male peers and mostly all Seleem's can't dance... If you have Seleem in your life , count your luck twice.
I ll rather have seleem in my life than gold.
by Dewlittle February 5, 2020
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sleed

to sleep and bleed at the same time, most likely attributed to being cut while asleep

symptoms of sleeding include reddening of sheets, drowsiness unrelated to being asleep, and eventual death if untreated
Oh man, I was having such a good rest until I got stabbed in the neck; I started to sleed all over the place.
by ScottFinnerty October 19, 2009
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SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan
1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!
by Eric February 27, 2004
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Spleesh

A term that can be used to reference having sex. This term can also be used to describe a hot women.
I mo spleesh dees hoes.

I almost spleeshed this girl last night but some retard walked in the room.

Damn son look at those fine ass spleeshies over there.
by Ruuuus_bucket August 11, 2010
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Shleetard

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded
Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.
by Joey November 30, 2003
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