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Spider Joke

Spider Joke aka Spider Loc of G-Unit. Spider was given this name by The Game in one of his G-Unit disses 240 Bars
aka Spider Joke. Spider Loc also converterd from a Blood to a 'G-Unit Crip' and has yet to come out with a cd.He is also the reason we press mute when we play Madden.Spiders brother 'Marvel Williams' is also known as a Snitch, along with the other snitch 50 Cent.
GUNOT
spider joke-
hear the break down
spider loc is a joke
nigga sound like chunk off the goonies
ya life is a movie
you aint a factor you a actor fifty gave you a script
went from runnin with the bloods to a g-unit crip
whats a g-unit crip? not a gang in LA
bang on records but nigga won't bang in LA
why the fuck you wake me up ... nigga im tired
you a busta.. so ima light yo ass on Fire
nigga want my spot so he runnin with buck
keep tryna play The Game, and u 'gon get fucked
i heard diss after diss, lil nigga you suck
like yo baby mama, in the third row of my truck
naw-vail ill whoop your ass in your own hood
you so hard why didnt u put out that song about Suge
trapped in the closet, R. Kelly ass nigga
get swiss cheesed up, ol' deli ass nigga
t.boz in belly ass nigga
better ask around, i been the truth since Makaveli passed nigga
and i aint wanna have to do this shit
id rather be at home listeing to the Cam'ron diss
Dr. Dre said it best 'a bitch is a bitch'
you a myspace gangsta nigga suck my dick
by whrrthecashat May 30, 2006
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Spider fuck

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.
After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.
by Kroenig September 21, 2009
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Spider-Man

this freakin' awesome guy when flings webs and does whatever a spider can.Hes sexy & he has spideyy senses!!
spider-man is my hero!!
by bobby boy December 29, 2005
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Spider Karate

The chopping motions made with your outstretched arms when going out in the back garden during autumn, in order to avoid walking into any spider webs spun across the path overnight.
I forgot to do my Spider Karate when I went out to hang the washing this morning and ended up with a face full of web
by Cheery Chicken September 28, 2009
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Spider Veins

The veins in your body that become apparent after using/consuming mass qaunties of methamphetamine.

It occurs when your body temperture fluciates between highs and lows, most oftenly leaving you cold and constricts your blood vessel and makes veins in legs, arms, and hands completely visual to the naked eye.
1: "I just finished tweaking, I just loaded the pizzo so fat!"

2:"Yah, I can tell by your spider veins; you look so cold but it's perfect temperture in here."

1:"Ya... I'm amped..."
by thar3alHBIC January 31, 2010
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spider style

When someone is pooping and somebody sits on their lap and poops in the gap between the lower participant's legs.
Don't go in there, Charlie and his GF had chipotle for lunch and they're taking a dump spider style.
by Spiderstyle March 22, 2014
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Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.
Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.
by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018
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