A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
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Get the Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass mug.Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
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Get the something mug.Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
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Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.
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Get the sometimer mug.From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.
"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."
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Get the Sometimes puppies are brown mug.a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.
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