snowboarding

a lame alternative of skiing, where you must sit approximately 100 feet from all jump areas and sit for approximately 5-10 minutes.

Dude, that 180 you did was gnarly!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Snowboarder

A complete cunt. A pussy who's too chicken to ski. Likes to show off by colliding with slow-moving skiers...because that's the only target they have enough control to hit. They also take up twice as much space on a chair, and don't know how to queue.

It really makes my day to see a snowboarder flown off the mountain.

by Flyinkiwi August 3, 2004

Snowblower

When a man/woman covers their mouth and eyes with their hands, and then starts to sniff real hard while another man/woman simultaneously farts on a massive pile of cocaine, sending a blow-infested fart cloud careening into the lucky guy/girl's nose.

"Birry you'll never guess what I did last night. I gave Phir a snowblower in front of his grandparents!"

by JuanitoElJefito March 10, 2009

urban snowboarding

the act of tying a rope behind a car and getting pulled thru town behind it on a snowboard.

"we went urban snowboarding behind my car yeserday"

by pimpin_aine_EZ_6969 January 30, 2004

Undercover Snowblower

A sexual maneuver which involves a BJ under the covers, then spitting it all over the dudes stomach - then probably rubbing the blanket on it and you end up getting banged in the butt by the same dude, thereby having the "snow" rubbed all over your back as well. Also it probably has something to do with night time.

Last night I got so drunk I ended up giving a guy an undercover snowblower.

by bskullheadface April 29, 2015

Snowblower

Getting sucked off by a girl past the point of ejaculation. Getting sucked until you are limp again.

Last night Karen gave me an amazing snowblower. There was no need for cleanup when we were through.

by Dick Noughty March 31, 2009

snowboarding

something that will never be as cool as skateboarding

snowboarding is cool and all, but skateboarding rocks the shit out of it

by frsky March 27, 2008