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smoochpocolypse

the rare phase of the moon which causes a group of friends to lose their shit and hump everything they can. normally followed by a trip to chicken bonz.
damn chris mott got his smoochpocolypse game polished last night did you see that dime?

damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched

damn stevens electric blanket is tight
by kenjonbarner February 13, 2014
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Snowchild (song)

An song from the Album by Abel “The Weeknd” Tesfaye’s After Hours. Absolute Banger.
A: yo have you listened to Snowchild (song) yet?
B: yeah,absolute banger.
by Donan (Arsenal Tryhard) July 26, 2021
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Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
by Zacalicious September 28, 2009
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booty scooch

verb

The act of rubbing one's ass on the floor while placing hands in between legs to pull one's self forward. Most of the time booty scooching is performed in circles on carpets.

Usually done by dogs with itchy booties
-Bob: Dude my dog was really acting weird earlier today
-Hans: What was he doing?
-Bob: Rubbing his ass on the carpet and moving in circles
-Hans: HAHAHAHA thats called booty scooching, it's very common among dogs.
-Bob: Wow! Thanks I didn't know! Booty scooch!
by BJHarder May 16, 2012
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doodie smooch

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.
I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.
by Ndenile January 15, 2013
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booty smooch

When you gently give a smooch on someone’s butt hole
Lydia, I’m going to Booty smooch you
by Bojo618 January 2, 2019
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Cock smooch

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.
Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.
by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019
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