the rare phase of the moon which causes a group of friends to lose their shit and hump everything they can. normally followed by a trip to chicken bonz.
damn chris mott got his smoochpocolypse game polished last night did you see that dime?
damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched
damn stevens electric blanket is tight
damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched
damn stevens electric blanket is tight
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A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
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The act of rubbing one's ass on the floor while placing hands in between legs to pull one's self forward. Most of the time booty scooching is performed in circles on carpets.
Usually done by dogs with itchy booties
The act of rubbing one's ass on the floor while placing hands in between legs to pull one's self forward. Most of the time booty scooching is performed in circles on carpets.
Usually done by dogs with itchy booties
-Bob: Dude my dog was really acting weird earlier today
-Hans: What was he doing?
-Bob: Rubbing his ass on the carpet and moving in circles
-Hans: HAHAHAHA thats called booty scooching, it's very common among dogs.
-Bob: Wow! Thanks I didn't know! Booty scooch!
-Hans: What was he doing?
-Bob: Rubbing his ass on the carpet and moving in circles
-Hans: HAHAHAHA thats called booty scooching, it's very common among dogs.
-Bob: Wow! Thanks I didn't know! Booty scooch!
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I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.
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