Slurpse

A sly chirpse - not blatent - but an equally respected and successful bread winner as the original chirpse

Can be negated with sloppy as a precursor; sloppy slurpse

Guy 1 "You get on that girl last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, classic phone steal and 'find"
Guy 1 "Fucking good slurpse"

by BreadWinner101 July 5, 2010

slurper dimples

The defined indents on a girls cheek during a high pressure blow job. In time they may become permanent.

Wow! Mom look at those things on that girls face! Yes son those are slurper dimples, she must gag for a living.

by barchizer March 19, 2014

Slurpie

When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.

Dude I had a really good pussy slurpie last night

by nalan April 4, 2015

Slurplemuff

The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.

YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.

by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020

free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease

'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."

by adamroth February 23, 2011

Starbucks Slurper

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.

Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!

by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017

Surprise Slurpie

When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth

I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now

by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021