Slumpy

A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'

Time to save Slumpy!

by wrongowrong October 30, 2012

Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Brisbane Slurpee

This involves 2 girls and a guy, the guy releases his baby yogurt into one of the girls and then the other sucks it out of her vagina with a straw

Morgan: Ohh Alicia I'm so thirsty
Alicia: Lets go to 7/11 to get a Slurpee
Phil McCraken: Oh I have a better Idea, I make a mean Brisbane Slurpee

by Phil McCraken1234 November 14, 2009

Slumptember

A losing streak a successfull MLB team suffers during September, the final month of the regular season. In most cases, it ends in the team missing the playoffs in heartbreaking fashion.

The 1969 Chicago Cubs and the 2007 New York Mets were playoff shoo-ins before suffering Slumptembers to end what were once successful regular seasons. Ultimately, both teams missed the playoffs and will always be remembered for their late season collapses.

by Gareth Sleger October 27, 2008

Slumpmonkey

(noun), pertaining to an individual employed for the express purpose of testing the physical properties of fresh concrete. This is a generally derogatory term, used in the construction industry to describe construction special inspectors, and implies a lack of sophistication and experience with such work.

Construction Superintendent: "We've got concrete to pour and the damned slumpmonkey is holding us up."

Experienced concrete inspector to trainee: "Don't talk back to me, you're just a damned slumpmonkey."

by JT Prince June 3, 2009

Slurpable

slurp-ey-buhl

1. conforming absolutely to the description or definition of ideal

2. fit to be eaten as food; esculent

"I have a hankering for two large fries and something quite slurpable"

by A^squared August 8, 2009

Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.

Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!

by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011