Slobbin' the Hobbit

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.

"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

slobby sleeve

Giving head to an uncircumcised penis

It's our anniversary I hope Bill don't expect a slobby sleeve.

by TripleB57 October 2, 2017

Blog Slobber

A person that visits numerous online blogs only looking at the pics and if they like what they see they will put a stupid smiley or reply in the comments section w/o reading the blog. To add insult to injury they will ask to be added to the friends list of the person visited, even if the person has stated that they don't add everyone their circle unless they are long time online buddies or offline friends. Blog Slobbers never have anything interesting to add to blogs and it's obvious that they are only seeking sex or are online perverts that look at the pics and slob while doing this.

Girl, I've been hit by the same blog slobber that left that stupid message on ur page too.

Example comments:

"Dayum, girl u sexy"
"I'd like to get to know u better"
:)
;)
Muah
Hugs

Example Invite as a Friend:

"Please add me to ur friends list ur someone I wanna get to know"

"Nice pics can we be friends" (I ain't read shyt about u or know ur interests b/c I'm blog slobbing the pics)

by Glow94 October 13, 2007

Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.

FORUM

Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui

Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.

by Oblifier November 18, 2009

Canadian Slobby Dobby

The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.

Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?

by Canadiangooseses December 18, 2021

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch

Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

by Josval2 December 16, 2019

king slob

1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.

"Dude, what's the deal with slob's fuzzy blue hat?"

by mel March 14, 2005