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Satellite ears 

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...
(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo
Satellite ears by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009

Skateboard Alley 

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.
I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!

Ice skater checkmate

The Ice skater checkmate is a checkmate where the rook or the queen checkmates the king that is blocked by all three of his pawns after the king has castled.
OH MY GOD CHAT I DID THE "ICE SKATER CHECKMATE" BING BANG BOOM

Douche Skater 

Someone who holds a skateboard but dose not even use or know how to ride it but carry's one anyways to fit in or just to look cool. They usually always wear DC and West 49 brand clothing for there non skateboarding selves.
Ray- Hey Dom look its stupid John.
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!

Skater Poser 

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...

East Coast Skater 

An east coast skater is anyone who lives in a state along the atlantic ocean. East Coast skaters usually look up to Bobby Puleo, Anthony Pappalardo, Fred Gall, Gino Iannucci and other east coast legends. East coast skaters are known for their creativity and actually skating street and not just skating in the middle of a california school yard on a really sunny day
Look at that kid wearing brown cords and a flannel, such an east coast skater