Ultamite Skeet skeet

When you do a cumshot and it goes about 3 meters far

i tried to give a girl a cum shot but i did an ultamite skeet skeet and blew her away

by Makudan December 12, 2006

Skeet

n; A terrifying mix of snow, rain, wind, and hate. A clear-white substance that falls from the sky, soaking everybody's clothes, and filling all of our hearts with darkness.

Better get some good boots and foul weather gear. God's skeeting all over the place out there.

by callahandsome October 29, 2011

skeet

The actual word skeet was first used in a song by Devin The Dude in Dr. Dre's Chronic 2001.

Lemme drop some shit about this bitch I used to know
She gave ya boy the head and said don't let nobody know
A bonafide pro, I had to grab the hoe
She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat

by Sesman August 17, 2006

skeet

v)-To ejaculate apon someone/something.

n)-semen, sperm, cum, boy batter, love juice, hot dog flavored water....you get the picture

After ten tubes of lube, two vibrators, and a cucumber, Jeff finally attained skeetdom in the deep, moist confines of Robert's mangina

by Define-o-matic May 10, 2005

skeet

To ejaculate on one's face.

I'd like to skeet that bitch.

by Chief Slapa Cracka September 22, 2005

Skeet

When a male releases his natural fluids.

Those are the whitest teeth I have skeet across.

P.S Have a skeetn' good evenin'

by Smoke March 20, 2004

skeet

Taken from the Manx (Isle of Man) for "News", "Gossip", or "Peek". 'Skeet' mean to have a nosey into something, either somebody elses business, or anything else that requires you to "look".

The term can also mean "deal" or "business".

"Alright there yessir? Got any skeet?"

Hello there my friend, have you heard any gossip recently?

"Just gna take a skeet out the window"

I'm going to have a look out the window, maybe there are some scally fights worth watching.

"So there fella, whats the skeet here?"

So what's the deal with this then mate?

(Man takes out a newspaper) "Just reading the skeet.."

I'm just reading the news.

by zoeeeee March 14, 2007