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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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sinceratron

a media figure, especially a talk show host, paid for their ability to exude an aura of authoritative advice and sincerity.
There, in front of all the soap opera stars and talk show sinceratrons, in front of all the jutting man-tanned jaws and jutting saltwater bosoms, he made his small bow and spoke into the microphone.
by sinceratron September 16, 2011
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Born Sinner

That people have been sinning since they were born.
by kidhelium June 11, 2013
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web slinger

when you're fucking your girl and about to cum, pull out and shoot it in your hand. Make the "spider-man" web slinging hand and fling it on the girls face (or ass, tits, whatever) while making the "pfffft" web slinging sound.
I pulled out, said "pffft" and gave her a web slinger right in the face!
by A.M.F.Y. March 13, 2008
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Sincerious

I am sincerious when I tell you that I am horribly sorry I killed your dog, it was an accident!
by Jody Carlisle November 8, 2010
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rock slinger

A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in hip-hop lyrics, etc.
"Yo. Hello. I be dat 'nigga'. 'Dey call me 'da Rock Slinga, cuz' I sell dat crack to all da bling-blingas."
by sux0r August 12, 2003
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Poo Slinger

Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.
Most male dancers are Poo Slingers.
by RainmanRob May 11, 2010
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