by The M Rock December 26, 2010
Get the scoop mug.Derogatory equivalent of "chink" for Western eyes from Eastern perspective. The eyes are so deeply indented that that area looks scooped out using an ice cream scoop perhaps as God made Man with clay.
What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.
Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.
Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.
What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.
Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.
Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.
What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
Person 1: Hey Chinkie
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.
Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.
Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.
Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.
Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
by ScoopSpookedScoobyDoo November 26, 2011
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When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.
Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!
Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guy: BAM!!!
Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!
Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guy: BAM!!!
Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!
by This little birdy July 24, 2010
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The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
by Giorgio Palmiero January 23, 2011
Get the Hip Scoop mug.Aiming in on a sniper and performing a scoop like motion to get your crosshairs on an enemy. Quickly shoot then release the scope.
by TheWhiteFang February 24, 2011
Get the Scoop Scope mug.Lifting up the end of someone's penis with either your hand or some other rectangular object. Similar to a normal nipple scoop but with a penis.
by tipscooper October 6, 2011
Get the Tip Scoop mug.when a girl is giving you head, you smear cheese on her ass, then you scoop it up with some nachos... dont forget to offer her some
by el nacho scooper October 15, 2011
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