shmork

a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.

Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.

by Gennifer Nolak February 25, 2008

shmooka

An annoying person who insists on taking up your valuable time.

He bugs me every day, and is just a shmooka.

by halestormz97 December 9, 2008

mother of shmuck

Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.

Jeremy, this is the longest hike ever, mother of shmuck when are we going to be there!

by Putney August 31, 2005

shmickle

when a girl sucks on your dick and tickles your balls. blowjobhummer

I recieved a shmickle from the hoe for
five bucks.

by Capt. Destructo aka. Arkball April 30, 2005

Shmok

It is a term used for a guy or girl who is above average looking, but not quite hott.

A: I just saw a totally shmok guy today!

B: Oh really who is he?!

by SamiGirl19 March 30, 2009

Shmecks

A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.

I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003