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shitpantanese

the language a fart uses or audible sound from your anus.
my girlfriend is bilingual, every time she farts she speaks shitpantanese
by shitpantanese January 18, 2026
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Shiteanic

You’d need an iceberg to sink that, it’s the Shiteanic!!
by RandyRhoads84 February 19, 2026
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”

Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Shitcinatti

Fuck you Mark it’s the Shitcinatti Bengals again 🤦 ♂️
by Storkllama October 7, 2025
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Senorita Shitpants

Fictional Hispanic character who has shitty undergarments. Mentioned/referenced in times of annoyance
Mate you've dropped all the eggs!

Oh, Senorita Shitpants!
by donkawunt November 22, 2011
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carolina shitman

When someone thinks they have a fast car but it's really slow. They are a shitman instead of a hitman.
Dorsey thinks he's the Carolina hitman but he's really the Carolina shitman.
by TN1/8thracer October 19, 2020
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