Selling God

The act of having anal sex with an abstinent person while a priest pays to watch.

I was Selling God when the priest just walked out of the room crying

by Repo369 July 28, 2011

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Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

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When people misspell words because they don't know how to pronounce it, and they end up spelling it the way that they say it. Sounding a word out when reading can help to pronounce a difficult word that the reader comes across. However, spelling a word the way you think it sounds often leads to mistakes. A lot of people in the South do this.

Common Sound Spellings:
Uhmerikan - American
Birfday - Birthday
Fif - Fifth
Jursdiction - Jurisdiction
Libary - Library
Akahal - Alcohol

by Bulazeem August 27, 2009

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Shelli Segal

The designer of the infimous "Laundry" brand clothes and one of the most talented designers in the high end clothing scene. She is most famous for her silk patterned shirts that are sexy, cute, and pefect for any occasion.

just check out Neiman's, Bloomingdales or Saks to see an example.

by Nina T. April 24, 2005

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Diary Spelling

Spelling a word wrong, then publishing it in some way where many people can view it.

Comes from Tyler Perry's DVD play of 'Diary of a mad black woman', Where Madea's name was misspelled 'Medea'.

Man 1: Hey, dude, check out this idiot's blog.
Blog: Taht moran wus so dum i wantd to kil him
Man 2: That guy must be diary spelling.
Man 1: ...... or he could just be retarded.

by MisterIssues June 28, 2009

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