swanner

Swanner: An obnoxious person that casually strolls into restaurants, shops and aeroplanes, regardless of the cost.

He's a swanner! He just returned from Barbados and he's already booking new first class tickets.

by Professor Andrew May 8, 2017

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Shatnered

When you are so tired that you become convinced that William Shatner is a comic genius and start exhibiting Shatner behaviour known as "Shatner Moments"

"Manio, I'm a Shatnered Little Red Panda! I want to release a snuff horror film starring death row convicts with a soundtrack performed by sedated and lobotomised paedophile priests

by Dr. Benito Bunfster III jr. July 15, 2010

shanker

a fat, short, meaty little penis, usualy weilded by obese children.

look at that fat kid's shanker, its so short and fat!

that girl doesnt like me because i have a shanker.

by sausage robino December 12, 2008

Shinner

Short for " cock shinner" One that sucks on someones penis .

What a Shinner . or Don't be a shinner.

by Wordabator September 6, 2012

William Shatner

see: Sell Out

Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.

William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail

by Eric Blair March 27, 2005

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012