keep scrollin'

A term used to tell someone to move on and past your status update on their newsfeed.

Specifically used social media and forums to let someone know you have no time for their opinion, comments or general existence.

'Keep scrollin' is not restricted to social media and can be applied to real life situations.

Status update: Favourite movies? go.

Comment: Twilight.

Reply to comment: Keep scrollin' <insert friend name>

by Tamazz October 28, 2013

Bowl Scrolling

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.

I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.

by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

dirty schullo

When you stand around watching a bunch of guys work while undressing them with your eyes then go to the bathroom and shit on your hand and use it as lube to jerk off while fantasizing about the guys working

Looks like greg going to take a dirty schullo after hovering watching those guys working

by baddawg6996 September 23, 2016

panic scroll

The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.

I had to panic scroll before anyone else saw my screen, or else I'd be fired instantly.

by Scoobs McGee May 8, 2018

Poo Scroll

Aka toilet paper, shit tokens, ass wipes, etc.

Babe, can you pass me another poo scroll? It’s an emergency .

by Skirtt July 24, 2018

Serial Scroller

Someone who indefinitely scrolls social feeds at no benefit of themselves or others.

Serial Scrollers typically enjoy scrolling late at night, or while in a depressive or zombie-like state.

Jeez, Rick. That persons been on their phone for hours!

Rick: *burp*.... that's because the depths of their depression have catapulted them into a revolving need of constant social gratification. They're a Serial Scroller, Morty!

by Johnn.H January 19, 2020

No Scruples

A person who has no scruples has no care about whoever they rip off. A person who has very weak to no conscience and only cares about their own personal gain with zero regard for who they burn in the process.

Dave has no scruples. He'd sell his own grandmother for .50c

by bammer lamber March 1, 2021