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scratch moded

slammed; faced; served; figuratively dealt a nasty blow
He beat you pretty bad; you've been scratch moded.
by Malsies January 3, 2007
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Screeching Seagull

When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.
"Dude i just gave this chick the screeching seagull"
by Swedish Nejero April 22, 2009
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skretch

A person/situation/place regarded by an individual or a consensus reached among a group that is seen as highly unusual, suspect, or just plain weird.
1. Whoah you see that cop thats been tailing us for the last 6 streets? Skretch.

2. You didn't head from Jane last night?! Well, considering she gave it to me in the bathroom halfway through 6th period...skretch

3. Traveling to North Korea with diplomatic relationships as they are is skretch.
by Master of Nuggets April 22, 2008
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Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.
"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"
by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010
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cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.
Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it
by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007
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cat scratch

The two or three lines shaved into a person's eyebrow. It originally was gang related but now is usually done to look super trendy and insanely cool.
girl1: "Hey you know that kid Eric? He just got a cat scratch in his eyebrow."
girl 2: "yeah i know. he's sooo cooool, i wanna be his friend."
by chiize November 12, 2010
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Serbian Scratch

A way to alleviate itchiness in the testicles or scrotum in a clandestine manner by putting your hand in your pocket and scratching your balls through the fabric.
"My balls itched like the dickens in class today so I implemented the Serbian Scratch and it was all good baby"

"hell yeah, bro"
by Klappy March 31, 2009
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