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The Riddle Scale

A simple way of categorizing how good a "that's what she said" joke is.

A way of rating a "that's what she said" joke on a scale from one through three. Level one being the easiest and three being the hardest. A level one is very easy to make, and doesnt require much thought be put into it. A level two is when someone says something that requires some thought and imagination to make it seem sexual. Level three is just a level two, but in front of a large audience.
I dont know why, i havent changed anything, but it's just getting bigger and bigger lately

Thats a level one on the Riddle Scale if ive ever heard one
by mystriddlery November 3, 2012
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Female 1-10 scale

A rating scale in which a female receives up to 3 points for the area from feet to hips, up to 3 points for hips to shoulder, up to 3 points for shoulder to head, and 1 point for your own personal preference.
Cody's mom gets a 9 on the female 1-10 scale, she'd get a 10 if her eyes were closer together
by Omalley71 September 30, 2016
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1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

A scale rating female attractiveness. 1 is fugly and a 10 is so hot, that it would take
On a 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, as a 1 being fugly and a 10 meaning how many Clydesdale horses it would take to pull me off her.
by T_rump_supporter September 3, 2016
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Scale of 1 to 10

1) An arbitrary declaration or description of a noun, usually an event or a women, in order to give no further information.

2) A scale by which to describe something that in no way involves numbers in any way.
1)

John: Yo, look at that chick.
Paul: Ehh, she's like a 5 at best.
John: Whatever man, she's at least a 7.

2)
Anthony: So on a Scale of 1 to 10 how was your day?
Jackie: On a scale of 1 to 10, it was pretty awesome.
Anthony: That made absolutely no sense. But I like it.
by riga1tony May 21, 2009
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Scale O' Gayness

The scale for defining the amount of gayness in a male, as defined by Michael R. Holt in early 2007. The female equivalent has never been officially made, although it is no doubt similar in many ways. The initial reason for the creation of the scale, in Michael's own words, was that "Not everything sexual can be defined as simply 'gay' or 'not gay' - it's far more complex than that."

The scale ranges from 1 (completely straight) to 10 (completely gay), with bisexual ranging from 5-6, depending on preference. Michael often notes that full 1's and 10's are particularly rare.

The numbers are as follows:
1 - Completely straight: only ever enjoyed porn with just singular women in it, or lesbians. If you've ever seen a man naked while erect, you are immediately bumped up to a...

2 - Mostly straight: has enjoyed porn with naked men in it , even though the main focus of the viewer was on the woman in the porn

(2.5 - Pretty straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-female hermaphrodites in it)

3 - Moderately straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-female transexuals (people born men, but surgically and often hormonally altered to resemble women) in it

4 - Slightly straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-convincing transvestites (men who only dress like women, but have not had surgery or hormones to resemble them) in it

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Dude, you remember that hot chick I was making out with last night? Once I took her home, I found out she had a c**k! I didn't really mind, though - I think I may've moved up to a 3 on the Scale O' Gayness, bro.
by English Master MRH September 25, 2010
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Ro-scale

A roblox subgenre with tiny trains. Usually consists 75% children and 25% people who actually have a brain
Person one: "i love Ro-scale."

Person 2: "foamer"
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Welter Williams Scale

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
by NSW1979 February 17, 2010
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